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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Train hits car in Los Lunas.Some say firefighter helmet stickers diss Mayor Berry. Bad music parties on the rise. Oh, I’m sorry, I meant raves. Super computer plays “Jeopardy” but then shuts down life support systems, wiping out entire crew. Grandma serves as surrogate for her own grandson. Iranian lawmakers call for execution of protestors. No fun. Woman remains dead in cubicle for over a day without anyone noticing. Evidence mounts that there is a giant object at the end of the solar system. Happy birthday, Galileo. Eat more fiber, die less.