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Once upon a time, in the Land of Enchantment, there lived a beautiful princess named BoB. She had hair as dark as Lead and Coal, and her eyes twinkled like sun glinting off the Sandia Peak Tramway.She grew big and strong on a diet of votes—tens of thousands of them!—cast by Alibi readers. So magnificent did she grow that, on her 19 th birthday, she threw a party. She invited Life in Burque because they’re friends por vida . Arts & Lit made everyone feel inspired. Local Flavor brought a picnic. The High Life was fashionably late but helped get the festivities rolling. Goods and his fraternal twin, Services, arrived bearing gifts.The icing on her birthday cake were up-and-coming image-makers—Katherine Workinger, Ben Adams, Mark Beyer, Brapola!, Nikki Zabicki and Leslie “Deft” Gonzales—who dressed her up in their creations.It was a magical fiesta with no hangovers, and they all lived happily ever after.