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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Anything is possible in the year of the Poodle Moth. Bill Nye prefers science. Prince Harry’s clothes are removable.A hilarious bigfoot joke took a tragic turn. As oft they do.A man killed 70,000 chickens. But it could have been an accident.It’s never funny to joke about killing Mitt Romney. Marijuana can permanently lower your IQ. It can also make the word “permanently” echo permanently in your mind. “Permanently… permanently…”In other stoner news, this kid thought his mom was making him wear a sign as punishment. She said she was thinking about it.Not all celebrities look like they have good breath, Russell Brand. Tom Hanks’ PR people try desparately to make him appear human. Mirror, mirror on the wall.A shot was fired at Expo New Mexico. Some people get nervous when the words “fired” and “Expo New Mexico” are used in the same sentence.Jeremy Brooks and Justin Rael didn’t think they’d end up in the news. But they did.Happy birthday, Gates McFadden.