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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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There’s an oil spill in North Dakota. Krokodil hits the Midwest.A Costa Rican kidney-trafficking ring is exposed.Rest in peace, Maria De Villota.Why are we always conducting military drills near North Korea? One of our Rockwells is missing. Lesus saves.Ha ha. The Russians had a better space pen.Read about Hitler’s Furies.“Beam me up, Scotty,” is a lie.Behold the world’s largest rubber ducky.Enough with the killer bees.There actually are cooler cars than a Toyota Yaris.A fire truck was in a crash at I-40 and Carlisle.A bus driver is a accused of sending an awkward and profane text to a mother.