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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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“Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.” –Anaïs Nin | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.I saw you too at Two Red Brothers…Me: Sneezy VixenYou: Buying the Champion LoverMeet for tea? —[Editor’s note: See last week’s I Saw You for the first chapter in this sweet little drama.]your beautiful voice gave me feverYou: beautiful voice and beautiful everything. You gave me fever, whether it be Fahrenheit or centigrade! I thought to myself, I hope you’re single—and then thought again how awesome you are and I am happy to call you my wife!Lady of the SnowsHail to Thee, Teutonic Earth Goddess!Let me drink anew of your life-giving essencefrom twixt your fleshy pyramids!Let me bask in the warmthof your twin ivory peaksand suckle in joyful submission!Let me worship your Bavarian hamsand bathe your rearmost sanctum with my essencefulfilling all Your Commandments!I faithfully await Your Second Coming,according to the prophecy,and await the resurrection of the erection!Amun.