"I Saw You" At Alibi’s Midnight Movie Madness

Who Saw? Who Was Seen? Was It You?

\ May 08, 2014

2 min read

"My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls." –Harley Quinn | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

I love you ReShea Kelly!

I don’t know what it is about your sweet little face that makes me happy whenever I see it on TV. I sure hope a politician NEVER hires you to be his/her public information officer! I’m sure we’d all be at his/her mercy due to your ‘halo effect’ and powers of persuasion. I wish you GREAT success in your career, & a life-mate who is worthy of your aura, your joyful little face, & waking up to you every single morning! A long, healthy & prosperous life, EngelBiest! A lecherous old man. View ad

Tattooed Blonde Girl at Batman Showing at The Guild

I got dragged to see Batman with a friend. It wasn’t something I wanted to see or spend money on. I was pleasantly surprised to see a beautiful girl there. I’m not a comic book fan, but you make me wish I were. Do you go to midnight movies often? I hope so, I’ll go again and again if you are at them. If that host didn’t actually ask you on a date, then maybe you’ll let me take you to dinner? I’d love to meet the personality that lives in such a stunning body. Will you be at Bill and Ted? View ad

Eddy The Lush!!?

I see you everywhere I go. Your smile is as big as your arms (huge). I see you on your motorcycle wearing a devil-horned helmet. I see you making people laugh at the breweries. I am too shy to say hi though. I asked a bartender who you were and he said, "That’s Eddy the Lush." You are a Native American with the most intriguing eyes and a mischievous smile. Who knows him? I want to talk with him. View ad

To the Golfer I hit with a ball.

While I was golfing for the first time I accidentally hit you with my ball. While I didn’t hit a Hole-In-One that day, hitting your sanctimonious rich ass was much more satisfying. Thanks. View ad