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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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"The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry." –Brandon Boyd | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.bar back in dos equis teeI came into your bar late at night with my friend. I wanted to sit inside and chat with you but my friend insisted on being outside. I think we made numerous exchanges in eye contact. Regrettably due to my shyness I was unable to directly leave you my number. Are you up for a round at the batting cage sometime? View adBianca—darling blondeYou were at the back corner of Marble’s patio with "not your boyfriend" and two others. You smelled like a flower and said Copenhagen is cute. "Not your boyfriend" Nick got you out of there. You’ve been my imaginary girlfriend since then. View adNed’s friday june 27thYou were leaving Ned’s. I was going in. You smiled. I think I said hi and then you were gone. Can I have a do over? View ad