Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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What’s a better way to celebrate a Super Bowl winning? Trash your own hometown.Beyoncé? More like Beyon-slaaay. Because what’s an event without someone stirring up irrelevant controversy? You’re a bad feminist if you don’t vote for Hillary Clinton. I forgot that’s the fastest way I get sent to the depths of hell. The Clintons v. Sanders. Yikes. My actual goal in life is to be like Snow White and befriend and home animals. Be a homie and help your community.