HB69, South Valley Graffiti Detective: Maybe he’ll wear a cape, smoke a pipe, use a magnifying glass and throw down a wicked tag.
HB202, Ban Aspartame in Food Products: Perhaps the people who eat this creepy “food” deserve what it does to their health. This country could stand to be injected with a little Darwinism.
HB232, State Cowboy Song: I wish it were Willie Nelson’s new gay cowboy song: http://legis.state.nm.us/Sessions/06%20Regular/bills/house/HB0232.html
HB273, Removal of Partially Consumed Wine Bottles: There will be no removal of full or empty wine bottles; only those that have been partially consumed can be removed by the state.
HB 374, School Bus Safety Competition: What, did too many arms get chopped off last year?
HB523, Homeland Security Playas Training Center: Mike: “What up playa?” Diego: “Just doin’ some homeland security training with my dawgs!”
HB673, Taxation of “Moist Snuff”: If you look at this wrong it reads taxation of “moist stuff.” Gross.
HB 721, Sunday Alcohol Sales at 11 a.m.: Finally. Finally.
HB 806, Market and Advertise Santa Fe-Area Golf: Soooo, taxpayers are supposed to help lure rich people to our state to play golf amidst a water crisis.
SB 224, Water Project Act Funds For Original Purpose: This bill gets the award for most esoteric.
SB 324, Gender Neutral Language in State Legislation: I suppose this would ban terms like “broads” and “dames.”
SB 655, Livestock Premises Info Confidentiality: It sounds like someone’s lobbying to keep the conditions on corporate feed lots quiet. Mad Cow, anyone?
