Anyway, there have been a surprising number of Bigfoot sightings in New Mexico. For example, an experienced elk hunter reported frightening growls in the same county where I heard my frightening snorts: http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=5535
Contrary to popular belief, the famous “Patterson Footage” has never been conclusively debunked. Modern computer paranoia offers you the frame by frame footage without camera jitters here: http://www.bigfootencounters.com/files/mk_davis_pgf.gif
To see the latest film footage of Bigfoot click here:
http://bfro.net/news/sonoma.asp
I think I left my bong behind that bush.
In other cryptozoological news, a squadron of underpaid scientists recently invaded some hidden jungles in the mountains of Jakarta and discovered 12 trillion new species: http://www.guardian.co.uk/indonesia/Story/0,,1704781,00.html
One frog that died under observation reportedly spoke English and had an important message for mankind.
In 1966 I saw the Easter Bunny.