Jodie Foster and I enter and win a 2-man inflatable boogie board, squeeze horn initiated,two-lap swim meet. Some disgruntled women in the gallery [...]

I am attending an awards dinner. Everyone is dressed in tuxedos and sparkling gowns. One of the tables seems to be missing. I [...]

I am staying at a mountain retreat commune run by a kindly red-bearded man with a staff and floppy hat. I discover a [...]

I am having difficulty putting my guitar back in its case.A few strings always seem to hang out. I wanted to play some [...]

My brother is a baby again. Somehow he has managed to crawl up into the ceiling. We all urge him to come back [...]

I find myself at work again with no pants on.

I attend a meditation group. A grey-haired man wants to understand why he doesn’t like me. I calmly explain to him that many [...]

I become angry with my girlfriend because she will only look at me with the whites of her eyes. Outside our high-rise apartment [...]

Doug Laubert discovered a mystery in a New Jersey schoolhouse attic. Is it a squirrell or a mudskipper? Maybe even the legendary Jersey [...]