I attend a party at a friend’s home. I search for the bathroom, eventually locating a rocking chair covered with a Lucite dome, [...]

My boss and I are being chased relentlessly by a large, grotesque, white-faced monster. We are able to outrun it because we are [...]

There is a girl after me. She keeps saying things like "I can’t wait for your birthday!" She feigns helpfulness by standing behind [...]

I am searching through a car’s trunk with my friend. I ask him for a light so I can see better. He hands [...]

I am feeling rushed. I am late for a meeting and have been waiting at a traffic light. A traffic cop with white [...]

I paddle across a mountain lake in a canoe with a live brain in the bow.

I am shopping for food for a camping trip I have been planning with another guy. He’ll also be bringing his tiny baby. [...]

My friend tells me that our mutual friend’s wife has proven scientifically that shit, in fact, is not shit. I explain to him [...]

In a small nightclub I watch an East Indian family band perform. One member has a black, rubber-bladder bagpipe that he plays by [...]

I attend a convention in a large city with D and three of my friends. D hands us each a bottle cap printed [...]