I am sitting in a class with next to a blond, tanned beauty. She is playing footsie with me. We are in the [...]

I am walking through the mall. I pass my old friend D and her dark-haired Aussie girlfriend. D gives me a severe look. [...]

Against our advice, my friend B consumes an entire package of red chili powder, rendering him microscopic. I can still hear his tiny [...]

I am led inside a darkened long boat to look at a car for sale. It is a 3/4 size 1930s sedan with [...]

Song: "All my life, all your life, yer numb, yer numb, yer dumb, and then you die…"In a field near the top of [...]

I am riding in a flatbed truck with some farm workers. I spot some tornadoes on the horizon. We arrive at "Washer Heaven." [...]

I briefly meet Martha Stewart face-to-face at a party where others wearing novel jewelry are dancing. She transforms into someone else I know.

The old colonel has invented a new game whereby one takes hold of some loops in the ears of a small wooden elephant [...]

I am sitting on a rocky cliff in a canyon between two streets with my boss, C, and some other guys. C wants [...]

G has placed a large walking-stick bug in our terrarium with a juniper branch—something it can’t eat. I wake from a nap to [...]