I riff to a group of strangers on the prevalence of ghosts at Disneyworld. I notice a woman’s eyes flash orange, alternating right [...]

G and I arrive at our new home. The dirt at the front door is muddy, so I move a flat rock into [...]

A bouncer at a club pantomimes punching me. I pantomime punching him back. He pulls a gun. I take it away from him [...]

I am in a cafeteria line at Yellowstone. I see that C is serving. He explains that it was the only summer job [...]

I walk through our tall flower garden in the back yard. I close my eyes and feel and smell the flowers. They are [...]

I continuously smash flat rocks with my rubbery sledge hammer, forcing an old sailor to tell me about the spirits I am conjuring [...]

I am at Conan’s house. A party is about to start. I have a difficult task dictated by instructions printed on folded cardboard [...]

I am about to do a knife fight scene in a movie. The two bad guys, one large, walk off. I ask my [...]

I am sitting in an English pub, having beers with twins. As we drink, our minds are altered by a woman in a [...]

I swim in deep marble tanks with dreadlocked mermaids.