Toxic Sludge Of The Future, Today! How will we indicate biohazards to future societies and races? Utne Reader explains in this blurb Signs of the End Times. Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 25, 2007 Read More In 10,000 years will people understand this sign? In 10,000 years will we not be extinct?
Edo: Albuquerque’s Boob Job The "Urban Evolution" In the realm of diamonds and cubic zirconia, one stone is imperfect and made of carbon, the other flawless and made of zirconium [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jan 25, 2007 Read More (Rex Barron)
"Frankly, It's Unsettling...." "Frankly, It's Unsettling...." I deliberated for a full 24 hours on whether or not to blog about this, and in the end decided that even if [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Me and another Jessica at the Cloud Gate in Millennium Park ... in Chicago . Where I live.
And The Best Band Name Of All Time Is ... And The Best Band Name Of All Time Is ... Fake Problems. They sound pretty neat, too, for an emo-y band. Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More
Don Schrader Has A Wikipedia Page It’s true and it’s hilarious. Here’s the link.Plus, the Weekly Alibi even gets a mention and link in the composition. And, yes, we [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More Being a beloved local crackpot is almost as satisfying as not paying taxes to a facist government.
Loafing Around With Eric Bachmann ... Not Really It’s a cruel fact of life that one day, voluntarily or involuntarily, gracefully or pathetically, we all have to grow up. First, it’s [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More Eric Bachmann
Plane Crappy By year’s end, I will have taken 10 round-trip flights around North America—that’s approximately 40 individual flights. Before this I always liked to [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More This is what they feed the schmucks on America West flights.
The Bomb Flailing Your Way Out Of A Failed Joke Nothing is as uniquely ego-wounding and embarrassing as the awkward silence following a bad joke.Observe: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More
Music To Your Ears Owl Green –The Launchpad doesn’t really have a roof, so in an attempt to rid itself of the pigeons that routinely bomb the [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More Who?
Sonic Reducer PJ Harvey begs the question: How can one tiny woman be so gorgeous, talented and prolific? The release of these live recordings from [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More