Answer Me This Can you buy the governor’s love? Will Albuquerque lose its afternoon paper? Who’s taking over the animal shelters? Will our gas bills go [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 06, 2007 Read More
Superfast News Poetry Richard Valentin hooked a dot matrix printer to a computer that scans the net for the two most frequently sought news terms every [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 06, 2007 Read More What are we thinking?
Nukes? Oh Those Nukes. We Knew They Were Around Here Somewhere ... Nukes? Oh Those Nukes. We Knew They Were Around Here Somewhere ... Someone in the military accidentally armed a B-52 bomber with six nuclear warheads before the plane flew for three hours over several states [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 06, 2007 Read More
China Puts The Screws To Anonymous Bloggers This is scary. Reporters Without Borders issued a condemnation of the “self-discipline pact,” signed by more than 20 Chinese providers (Yahoo.cn and MSN.cn [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 30, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 08.24.07 There’s a “tremendous” hole in space. Astronomers ponder.More public corruption charges in New Mexico. Oh, wait. Here’s even more. Colorado’s got its own [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 30, 2007 Read More
Newsman And Advocate For Open Government Dies At 84 The year is 2004. I’m in my early 20s, maybe three months into my editorship at the Daily Lobo, a position no one [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 30, 2007 Read More
Ah Ha Ha Ha! F%&*Face! Ah Ha Ha Ha! F%&*Face! After the Bush Library backed out of a deal for portrait artist Jonathan Yeo to do up President Bush, the artist opted to [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 30, 2007 Read More So ... many ... jokes ... must ... choose ... one
Answer Me This 1) State Senate Majority Leader Michael Sanchez got into a minor scuffle last week with the governor’s task force on ethics. He isn’t [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 23, 2007 Read More
A Moveable Feast Persian Ice Cream Suited To Bold Palates “It recalls your grandmother’s perfume,” warn the makers of delicious Persian ice cream when patrons walk through the door of Mashti Malone‘s in [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 23, 2007 Read More (Xavier Mascareñas)
Cornfetty, Grinkles And Honuts Heard about that new breakfast cereal Puffella? How about Sparosity?Check out this random breakfast cereal name generator. My favorite so far has been [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 23, 2007 Read More Not quite as good as Bursties.