My Favorite Band From The 70’S Stenwyken? No, that band never existed. But you can make up your own fake 70’s band here. Nick Brown \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More
Ah Killed Uh Barr It’s great to see a Montgomery Gentry music video first thing in the morning—better than a cup of coffee, really. There are these [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 31, 2006 Read More
I've Got A Fever I've Got A Fever A mystery beast has been discovered in the northern frontier. Go to our trusty pals Fox News for the flavor of a mystery [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 24, 2006 Read More
Ursa Major Scientists have discovered the offspring of a polar bear and a spider monkey. I mean grizzly bear. A polar bear and a grizzly [...] Nick Brown \ May 18, 2006 Read More “That’s one helluva big spider monkey.”
Can You Hear Me Now? I hate talking on the phone. It makes me feel like I’m missing something more important like, for example, not talking on the [...] Nick Brown \ May 04, 2006 Read More I never get cool phone calls like "Hey, I think I caught a live eohippus.”
Three Little Words There are three little words that define life and give it meaning. They cut across all cultures and histories, weaving the chaos of [...] Nick Brown \ May 04, 2006 Read More
Worst. Party. Ever. Shun Friends And Alienate People With Your Own Asshole's Tea Party The “Teddy Bear's Picnic” is a song they teach kids at daycare. I don't really even know if it's a song, to tell [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 29, 2005 Read More
