Best Haiku About Why You Fear A Specific Species Of Farm Animal My vote for scariest farm animal is certainly the goat, yet for whatever reason I’m also oddly attracted to our voracious, horned friends [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Alibi Haiku Tell us what you think of us in 17 syllables. No, really, we want to know. Don’t hold back. Don’t kiss our butts. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Haiku About Your First Sexual Experience This category seemed harmless enough when we first thought of it. Somehow, though, it ended up being enormously disturbing. Perhaps the most disturbing [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Haiku About The War In Iraq I sure hope I’m wrong about this, but it looks like we’re in for a long bloody haul that will only result in [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Haiku Using The Most Letters Of The Alphabet We got a lot of variations on the old “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs” chestnut from high school typing [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Haiku About Fish Sticks What is it about the humble fish stick that’s capable of inspiring such a lyrical outpouring of insight into the human experience? Honestly, [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Out Of The Past Into The Future An exhibit celebrating the 10-year history of the art group Mezcla opens this weekend at the KiMo. Mezcla banded in 1995 to explore [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 01, 2005 Read More
Culture Shock On the train line from Paris to Frankfurt, a well-known novelist comes into contact with one of his biggest fans in Yasmina Reza's [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 01, 2005 Read More
God Is Almost Dead Prelude To Spanish Modernism: Fortuny To Picasso At The Albuquerque Museum I've heard a lot of people griping about how much the Tricentennial celebration is costing our city. Get over it. Question: How often [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 01, 2005 Read More
Good Cops Sirens blaring, a giant, loud motorcade consisting of police cars, ambulances, fire trucks, motorcycles and other vehicles is passing along Central Avenue right [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 01, 2005 Read More