Wine Ager 3000
It’s not really called that, but all inventions should have a number in the thousands after their names. (The Incredible Dishsmasher 5000!)
An inventor in the U.K. says he’s built a machine that will age wine in 30 short minutes using ultrasound technology. It costs £350. I have no idea what that is in dollars.
Questions the reporter failed to ask: What happens if you stick your hand in there? Will it come out all old and veiny?