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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Election day: Nov. 4Absentee voting begins: Oct. 7Early voting ends: Nov. 1Republican candidate John McCain: Wants a spoonful of apple sauceDemocratic candidate Barack Obama: Really wants a cigaretteIndependent candidate Ralph Nader: Wants your sandwichLibertarian candidate Bob Barr: Wants Ralph Nader’s sandwich