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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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We could only pick some of these to run along the folio of each page in the print edition this week, but online there is no physical space to consider. And that’s why we love the Internet.A mi cariño J, con lob y quises -LAdrienne, Roberto and Mateo, you make my heart smile. Love you. NinnyAntonia, you are the love of my life. Happiness is you. <3NicoleBabe I have confidence in us and know we will be alright. Happy Valentine’s!Beloved X-14, perch on my shoulder like a parrot and I’ll scratch your head.Birds woo through fits of amorous tweet,you melt my soul in first greetBlaze daddy, you make reggae beautifulBrian, my everything, i love u more each day, here’s to another year, KristinBunny Bunny I love you, you are a great daughter! Love, Momma Pajama!CAF—13 years together and who knew love could be so good?Can’t wait to spend a lifetime of Valentines Days with you Love Always….carl, I wish you could replace will smith in the robot movie. love, offspringClay, 10 years of dorky, passionate,amazing, love. You’re all I’ll ever need. Love AudraCynthia P. My heart feels, you’re the dream I want to make come true.Dario, Thank you for sharing your smiles, kisses and music with me. Besotes, DoDRedheadDotrod, clean plate clubmember, bff, little spoon, dirty-clothes-nester, you complete me.ovariesB4Brovaries.N.Ed: Looking forward to life-&-love w/you in the country Tiny Home! You ROCK! JuliaEnfreake, I’ll always pay for your bean burrito with potatoesGomez: I’m sorry they cut your balls off. Love, Petey.Grandma and Grandpa Torres, Thanks for your wisdom and generosity. love u- Kristin&BrianHandsome, my heart overflows with love with love for you. Always and forever, BeautyHappy Valentines Day My Handsome Man I’m Blessed to have you in my life!!!Happy Valentines Day to my favorite blondes! You are both always in my heart.Hey Meatspouse! Happy N+1th V-Day, where N is an arbitrarily large integer. <3 SweetlerHey Sugar-tits, I love you. Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!I love reading The Alibi, it makes me feel gooey insideI love you like a fat kid loves cake!!!I love you more than blue methI’m Clayble to say, you have Clayquered my heart.Jocelyn- Happy v day we love u- Kristin and BrianJosh and Colton, you are like 50mgps and HD porn after lunchJulian, pour some weed crumbs on meKat, I love you (sometimes) in a non creepy way. JamiKim, you are nothing like courtney cox in friendsKitty Cap, Keep sneaking into my bed and snuggling me. I love you- Kristinlinda beaver, I bought the car to talk to youMarcy, you turn olive garden into the party gardenMaybe marriage has me a little high, but you’ll always be my favorite datura.Miss Logos, finally I know how you feel. It makes all the difference. XOXO.Mitch, thank you for being my best friend. I love you. JamiMKSol, I luv u n miss u bby. Keep up the good work. <3MXG, you have become my home. I am thankful for our life together. -JFKMy Dearest SexyB & Pikey, I love & miss you! Love, BriBriMy love can’t be seen, heard, or touched but, it’s felt in my heartMy love for you is like, my love for alcohol-fresh!My name is Sandy and I love candy.Narnar, you are my favorite water baba.Nena, I’ll brush your hair until it falls out, kiss your baldness forever lvprNever doubt how much you mean to me and how much I Love You!!!Nicole, as the sands of time run through my love will be with you.Officer Trujillo, your hair looked good, like real goodOh my dear Medusa, I love it when we get stoned together. -PerseusOsiris, you’re hot enough that i’ll humor your opinion on ra’s al ghulOskar—Stop, stop, stop controlling my mind. Love, Dad.Room 15 at Painted Sky, Ms.Shay loves you and thinks you’re the coolest!!Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’ll pick up the dog doo for you!SABERTOOTH LOVES WOLVERINE! And Jodi! And Rebecca! 14. Aloha. Ooosh. Yip. Explosions. Amor, Jinero!Sandra, I love looking at your pretty ears—Love, LanceSantana, I’d let you borrow my sleeping bag at least 3 more timesSlimHalwzy, there is always that one person that will always have ur heart..Smoochy smoochy, my sweet smizmar.Three heads, six eyes, twelve paws. I love you my Cerberus pack.To Boss Lady, you see cool stuff, know awesome ways and it makes sense.To Dennis, Best. Husband. Ever. I love you, always. Love, Pumpkin. 🙂To Emily, the silly, sweet, smart, and beautiful daughter of mine- Mommy loves you!!!to my handsome witty charming bruiser skier .. my love grows steeper every year…kisses…french…hjcWe love you MAMA ROCCO and Don! Love- Brian and KristinWhen she bleeds its red, and her lovely skeleton shows. Love you, little troll!You make me crazy, you drive me wild! What’s not to love?!You’re fuzzy and warm and love me unconditionally! What more can a girl want?YOUR ONE AND ONLY ROSY BUTT CHEEKS LOL 1ST VDAY 2*14*14 MUAH XOXO DURTE!!!!