Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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It stands to reason that most people go to the Dog House Drive In for hot dogs , so maybe that’s why the hamburgers are nothing to “bark” at. (Get it? Dog ? Bark ? Ah-ha-ha-ha!) The thin hamburger patty’s circumference is a fraction of that of the bun, and from the looks of it, if there were any flavor in that floppy brown disc I’m not sure I’d want to experience it. Next time I’ll know not to waste my hamburger allowance here. Go for the hot dog-eating neon dachshund, and stay for the cheesy tots they’ll deliver right to your car.