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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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You’ve all heard about the crazy astronaut who drove to Florida wearing adult diapers so she didn’t have to make stops so she could kick the ass of a fellow astronaut vying for a third astronaut’s affections. It’s like “Melrose Place: The Final Frontier”Well, Alibi bad-ass Jessica Cassyle Carr jokingly said the stalker astronaut had clearly been infested with an alien while in deep space on a previous voyage, causing her to behave erratically. We laughed.But look at that picture. Damn. Consider her palor. That’s alien infestation if I ever saw it.