Cassyle’s Astronaut Theory

Marisa Demarco
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Before and after the infestation.
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You’ve all heard about the crazy astronaut who drove to Florida wearing adult diapers so she didn’t have to make stops so she could kick the ass of a fellow astronaut vying for a third astronaut’s affections. It’s like “Melrose Place: The Final Frontier”

Well,
Alibi bad-ass Jessica Cassyle Carr jokingly said the stalker astronaut had clearly been infested with an alien while in deep space on a previous voyage, causing her to behave erratically.

We laughed.

But look at that picture. Damn. Consider her palor. That’s alien infestation if I ever saw it.
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