Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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I’ve never cared for Cheetos’ corporate icon Chester Cheetah. His too-cool-for-school attitude and his surfer-dude shades make me want to scream, "get a job!" at that no good layabout. But the folks at Cheetos Inc. know the secret to making even the most despicable character look presentable is a cute hat. In this case, it’s a saucy sombrero that gives Chester a new and exciting look.The Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos themselves are unremarkable. They taste similar to Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, but with less spice. At no point did I think I was eating anything remotely close to Jalapeños, which was disappointing.On the plus-side, I consumed the entire bag in just over 45 seconds, so they couldn’t have been that bad.