Death To The Vomit Gun, Long Live The Vomit Gun

Nick Brown
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Before I could even get over the thrill of a new gun that makes people feel like they’re on fire, the Navy had developed the Vomit Gun. What’s Next? The Poop Gun, the Zit Gun or the Earwax Gun? They’re all on the list, I’m sure.

The Vomit Gun (or EPIC) focuses intense radio waves in order to disrupt the inner ear, dropping victims to the ground in piles of their own goo. Personally, I can’t wait. The Heat Gun was fun (”Hey, you’re on fire. Kidding.”) but the prank potential for a Vomit Gun is off the charts. Until they’re commercially available, though, I’ll just have to make people puke the old fashioned way: love poetry.
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