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Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
I’m a little bummed about the color of the cone-shaped caps on Gertrude Zachary’s turrets. Her castle is being built on the corner of Second Street and Lead. So far, the turret caps are a pale blue, steely, the kind of thing you might see in a kitchen covered in hen figurines and sporting some kind of cow clock. I was really hoping for a purple. Maybe something horribly pink or a really sunny gold. I mean, it’s a freaking castle. It should be as My Little Pony as possible. Remember the home of She-Ra, Princess of Power? That’s what I want from a castle in my neighborhood.