You may have seen this in Odds and Ends, but it bears repeating, and there’s an update today. Let’s take it step by step. First, there is a Jedi Church. It was started by two cousins in Holyhead, Wales. According to one story, 390.000 people in the U.K. listed their religion as Jedi on the last census.The church founders were in the middle of filming a light saber battle (you can buy “genuine” light sabers at the church). But a drunken Darth Vader jumped the wall and “bellowed Darth Vader as he hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch and punched his cousin in the thigh.” He was wearing a trashbag as a cape. The good news is drunk Darth Vader escaped a jail sentence. He doesn’t remember the incident. I want very badly for a group of Jedis to start up here so I can be Darth Vader and punch someone in the thigh. With a crutch.
“Drunk Darth Vader Beats Jail Rap In Jedi Church Attacks”
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