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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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I repeat: El DeBarge is not dead. So, under what other circumstances would he be the No. 3 search term on Yahoo today? Did 7,000 people suddenly go, “Wow! I totally just remembered ‘Rythm of the Night’ from Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon ! Awesome song. Whatever happened to El DeBarge, anyway?” I suppose the alternative is 7,000 people suddenly going, “Wow! I totally just remembered ‘Who’s Johnny’ from Short Circuit ! Awesome song. Whatever happened to El DeBarge, anyway?” … But that seems even less likely.