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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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This is Drank, an “extreme relaxation beverage” available at the Downtown Market (and other places, I’m sure). Extreme Relaxation. C’mon! It’s like they’re trying to piss me off.Drank contains Rose Hips, Melatonin and Valerian Root. It claims to be the “industry’s first ‘Relaxed Lifestyle Beverage.’” I think heard of another beverage called alcohol, but whatever. Don’t listen to me.