Fun Facts

Nick Brown
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Just so you know, when my dad said he was listening to Rush last night, he was talking about Rush Limbaugh.

I am a very good driver except for the hard parts, which would include, for example, corners.

I play the quitar. That’s what you play when you quit guitar.

When I see someone driving heavy equipment like a bulldozer, I like to ask him how fast that thing goes.

I would appreciate it if you all would stop calling my house pretending you’re the credit card company.

Some people get songs stuck in their heads, I get a jackhammer.

I like to listen to classical music when I drive so I can make up the words.

I wish I could travel back in time and kill myself as a baby.

I was excited to read that you can kill mice by dipping chunks of swiss cheese in coca cola and leaving them along the baseboards. It turns out a mouse wrote that.

This morning there were people in the alley speaking an exotic foreign language. I think it might have been Spanish.

There are people in
Europe who are concerned about my drinking. I know that because I sent them a bunch of weird emails last night.
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