How To Train Your Dog To Do Something Weird

Nick Brown
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How to Train Your Dog to do Something Weird
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Dogs understand English, but only about as well as a cave man.

If you need to teach your dog something weird, try what I do. Say this to your dog in a very firm, angry voice:

“Mr. Gower cabled you need cash, stop. My office instructed to advance you up to twenty-five thousand dollars, stop. Hee Haw and Merry Christmas! Sam Wainwright. Stop. BAD DOG!”

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