"I Saw You" Checking Out The Lamb Burgers Wearing Tactical Gear In That Pyramid-Shaped Hotel

Who Saw? Who Was Seen? Was It You?

\ Sep 15, 2011

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To the cute boy with the beard:

We spoke briefly at a conference in that pyramid-shaped hotel. Obvious cosmic connection, could be the beginning of something beautiful … Email me?

Redhead stunner at Keller’s

You: stunning redhead, gorgeous blue eyes, checking out the lamb burgers, 1 p.m. Saturday. Me: guy who commented that he shouldn’t shop when he’s hungry. I wish I could have thought of more to say. I’d love to see you again.

Wearing tactical gear with POLICE across the front

I went over to you, my car had been attempted stolen. There is a video camera on the building and I wanted to know if the incident was on tape. You said call the police. The big lettering across your chest misled me. I was put off, and after grumbling something about losing freedoms in the name of protection and NSA phone tapping, you answered, “Ma’am, you don’t even know how we protect you.” I guess that’s true since finding out how you are is probably a crime. Have a nice day, facist.