"I Saw You" Through Night Vision Goggles

Who Saw? Who Was Seen? Was It You?

\ Nov 29, 2012

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NUWALUOU

I knew if I did not take a chance I would regret it. I won your heart with a snowcone and you won mine with your smile. I will see you at the altar in Bernalillo on December 1. I promise I won’t be late. I look forward to spending the rest of my life gazing into your eyes and getting lost in your kisses. Suck it bitches!

I Can Change

Through those night vision goggles you got me two birthdays ago, I can’t keep trailing you in a Hertz rental car wearing a fake beard. I’m sorry for all the stuff I said!

Happy Days Reruns

I know this sounds strange, but I was wrong to stay with my husband when I love you, Chachi. Joanie hasn’t forgotten you. Have you forgotten her? If this is still too ambiguous … I want you and you alone, Fat Bottom Monkey, 2009. Let’s do this.