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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Serendipity Adorable boy, with machine-gun-wielding velociraptor tattoo. I know we haven’t been dating for long, but I really like you. You are pretty much ineffable to me, and positively the weirdest person I will ever meet. Which makes me smile. You give me premature ventricular contractions. Girl with black lipstick @ Hydra gallery You: girl with black lipstick & shaved head, I believe, at the Hydra gallery showing of Form on Fri. Just caught a quick glance. Wanted to let you know you’re beautiful. Me: girl in the red dress w/ weird cut bangs. I smiled at you as I was leaving. I just want to know your story. Meet for coffee? Early laundry, late hello We were the first two in the laundromat, you needed an extra quarter and I was glad to help … me: black dude with grey hoodie and a longboard … you: mexican or indian/maybe mixed? Beautiful is what you are, black hair with the slightest bit of grey … I left and told you have a nice day and I hope you did … hopefully I’ll see you another early morning. Camptown Lady’s Siren Song … … Duda, duda. Having been ambushed 3 times before, with everything from a child’s note asking information about a missing Mellow Yellow Kitty, to a request to return a "toy collection," you’ll have to excuse my bewilderment and reluctance. I can’t fathom why you’d want to meet. Stop cruising by and just knock on the door. It’s always open until 10 pm and anyone with good intentions is welcome. If you don’t, I’ll presume it’s a game you’re playing. Duda means "doubt" in castellano.