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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Someone gave me a can of potted meat yesterday.I had never heard of it, but the person who gave it to me described it as tasting, "like dog food, only saltier."I like a lot of food many people find gross. Slim Jim’s with the cheese stick included with them, flamin’ hot anything, Big Bite hot dogs from 7 Eleven, chocolate milk energy drinks and pork rinds are all fine by me. But there’s something supremely ominous about potted meat. I don’t know why I’ve become such a food ninny all of a sudden. I hear it’s good on crackers and I’ve told myself that as soon as some saltines come into my possession, it’s potted meat time. We’ll see if I follow through.