I don’t know exactly what image comes to mind when I think of crafts. Maybe an ugly hat with flower applique and embroidery. Also maybe something involving shellack—and patience.But I wouldn’t have thought of these things, badass craft oddities that required so much more patience than I will ever have. Behold!A crochet Darth Vader helmet.An iPhone made of clay, including the packaging. A Department of Homeland Security blanket, from the book AlternaCrafts.