Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Is there any better feeling in the world than waking up in the middle of the night with both eyeballs crusted over with mucous? I can’t think of anything. Yep, I’ve got conjunctivitis, otherwise known as pink eye. I look quite a bit like the undead. I feel so blessed!