Here is a short list of people who have been urging me to woo a Russian bride:Midia PontocomBurl LugoHakes StitzerFlossie StovallMolitorAndy DzambaJustin RobertiBreitling RadoOphelia CombsWallace NegronTurkerr DoddNotice how they all sound like Bond villains. I wonder if my old friend Brose Lachian has taken on a Russian bride yet.