Cookie-dusters of the world unite! Tonight Burt’s Tiki Lounge hosts the Toddy T. Bones’ Third Annual Mustache Party—a venerable cotillion for facial hair. Glue a fur finger to your upper lip and take in a tremendous show from locals Your Name In Lights (who are also releasing a new CD next Friday, May 4, at the Launchpad), Polaroid Pornography, August Spies and honest-to-god mustache afficionados (and winners of “Best Jazz Act” in this year’s Best of Burque poll) Le Chat Lunitique. There’ll be swag from sponsers by Sector9 skateboards and prizes awarded for the best mustaches, real or fake, male and female. And it’s free, of course.When pressed, Mr. Bones polished his monocle and mused, "People without mustaches will be looked down upon and shunned." He said nothing, however, of extra points to be awarded if you pull off the pervy mustache-Blue Blockers combo. Which I plan on thoroughly rocking.
Mustache Party
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