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Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
This spectacular work of art is entitled “ Dogwood Chapel” by Thomas Kinkade (the “Painter of Light”), and it was a super bitch to put together. The hardest part, believe it or not, was the tree with the white shit on it over to the left of the church. Now, if you look carefully, you can see that four (four!) pieces were missing. I don’t know what could have happened to them – they’re not on the floor… they’re not anywhere. The only thing I can think of is that one of the spider monkeys got out and took them (I raise and sell spider monkeys and they are totally awesome). I’m also missing some socks, a pair of glasses and a bunch of bananas… so, yup. Time to put an extra latch on the cage.