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Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
Despite the fact that a bird just took a crap on me, I’m having a pretty good day. In contrast to the first time a bird dunged on me, this was a relatively stress-free experience. First off, this time around, the bird let loose on my shirt. It wasn’t voluminous. And clean-up was relatively simple.My previous experience with being splattered with bird crap came as a freshman in high school when a big hunkin’ pile of goo dropped down on top of my head. At first I thought it was an acorn. When I inspected the impact zone with my fingertips, however, I immediately realized my mistake: embarrassing to the point of traumatic. I didn’t tell a soul until many years later.Here’s a web game where I got imaginary revenge on the bird that crapped on me.Here’s a place where you can buy bird crap stickers—much more sanitary than the real thing.Finally, here are some really lame bird crap comics.Eyes to the skies, people. It’s dangerous out there.