While rooting around the Alibi’s fridge yesterday, I noticed a fuzzy, blue film had overtaken someone’s Albuquerque Tortilla Company tortillas. I went ahead and threw them out. My reign of terror continued today as I expelled billions, maybe trillions, of Alibi colonists from the same spot. The carnage included:• A snack bag of fuzzy red grapes• Foil-wrapped slice of pizza, black mold• A bag with two crushed hot dog buns, white and grey mold• Homemade strawberry jam, dimple of bluish white mold• Various ancient plastic ramekins of dressing, teriyaki, ketchup leftover from takeout—no mold, but we’re kidding ourselves if we think we’re going to use them.
Question: What’s the nastiest thing you’ve had to throw out from a fridge? (I pray it wasn’t as bad as the filth on moldysnack.com, where I swiped the hot dog photo.)
