1) Dick Cheney, who has signed a book deal for his memoir. (Read it and you’ll turn to stone.)2) Elisabeth Hasselbeck of “The View,” who’s being sued over plagiarization allegations regarding her best-selling diet book.3) This one is surprising: Wired Editor Chris Anderson, who ripped off content from Wikipedia for his new book Free. He claims it was a mistake due to the last-minute cutting of footnotes. And, because I’m a wacko commie liberal who likes Wired, I’m inclined to believe him. So I hereby excuse him from this list. He is allowed to write books again. Dick Cheney and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are not.To be continued …