Resistance Is Futile

Apple Is The Borg

\ Jan 19, 2006

2 min read

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However you choose to iPod, keep your listeners sharp and TURN THE VOLUME DOWN http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/12/051216191834.htm.