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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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My cousin raises miniature horses, or horseys as I like to call them, one of which recently had a baby that I was able to play with only a week later. It crawled over my lap, nuzzled my face and licked my arm (see right). Some things are cute, and then some things are so cute they have the power to inflict a brain hemorrhage.Speaking of which, I saw The Illusionist the other night. It’s the one where Edward Norton and that girl from the WB’s Seventh Heaven pretend to be 1900-era Austrians amongst a bunch of CGI magic. It was all wrong.