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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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I am watching TV at night with G. We notice two men with rifles pass by our window. I go quickly to our alarm-equipped, walk-in gun case and pull the light string. I select a dart pistol. It is heavy black and brass and sports a stabilizer that extends back over my wrist. The weapon also has some blinking red LED’s. I load it with brass martini swords with attached retrieval chains and squeeze off a couple rounds into the floor. Back at the window we see the two armed men chasing a puppy across the snow covered roof of a barn. The puppy jumps. I slowly enumerate the lethal target areas, front and back, to G who grows increasingly exasperated with my hesitation.