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Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
I buy my sister a potato-powered MP3 player. There is a canister of them on the counter at the coffee shop. The player looks like a brass hypodermic needle, comes in a felt bag and only costs $1.24. It will also require an empty soda can to work. Some of my change includes very thick copper pennies painted with maroon nail-polish. There’s a song I want to hear right now, but I don’t have a potato and it’s just too much trouble.