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Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
I participate in a plot to kidnap the handyman at work. My accomplices and I get the drop on him and zip him up into a sleeping bag. He kicks and struggles inside but his muffled screams are barely audible. We attempt to carry him down some high scaffolding outside the building, passing him down between us. We are nearly discovered when he is able to pop his head out of the zipper and call for help. However, one of my gang members expertly covers up by completing the handyman’s sentences, utterly changing their meaning.