Thursday afternoon computerized calls flooded Valencia County phone lines informing voters that Darth Cheney will be in Los Lunas on Sunday, October 31. Vice President Potty Mouth will speak at the Los Lunas High School football stadium. (Other than a couple of sale barns, the county is short on high capacity venues.) Those eager to participate in this Dia de Difuntos festival must contact county Republican party headquarters for tickets and time. From Albuquerque, drive south on I-25 to the Los Lunas exit and look for the cloud of circling ring wraiths.