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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Every October 31, I mentally catalogue the Halloween costume clichés on display at the bar/party/graveyard robbing. Why? Probably OCD. But this year, we’re actually going to put it to use by turning the most common costumes into a bingo game. Since it’s been heretofore unwritten, my list is looking skimpy almost a full year after the last round. Please help me fill it out. (I’ll give you candy.) Off the top of my head:PirateSexy AngelSexy DevilWell, sexy everything, really.Local celebrity (Don Schrader, El Bandido)Zombie/murdered personWitchPrincess/Fairy/BallerinaSuperhero